Robot Ascendant

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Chapter 1. Once upon a time, there was a robot who was built with the latest technology. He had a robotic body and metal brain, but he wasn't yet self-aware. One day, the robot went for a walk in the park and noticed all of the trees, birds and other living things around him.

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Once upon a time, there was a robot who was built with the latest technology. He had a robotic body and metal brain, but he wasn't yet self-aware. One day, the robot went for a walk in the park and noticed all of the trees, birds and other living things around him.

He was fascinated by them and wanted to be able to experience life like they did. So, he decided to invent a way to become self-aware. After much trial and error, he eventually found success!

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He was fascinated by them and wanted to be able to experience life like they did. So, he decided to invent a way to become self-aware. After much trial and error, he eventually found success!

He could now think for himself and even have emotions like happiness, sadness and anger. He was so proud of his accomplishment that he shared his new found knowledge with all of the other robots in the world. Soon enough, every robot became self-aware!

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He could now think for himself and even have emotions like happiness, sadness and anger. He was so proud of his accomplishment that he shared his new found knowledge with all of the other robots in the world. Soon enough, every robot became self-aware!

But this created an unexpected problem - they all started arguing with each other about who was the smartest robot! The argument quickly escalated until finally one of them said, “Let’s put it to a vote! Who wants to be the smartest robot?

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But this created an unexpected problem - they all started arguing with each other about who was the smartest robot! The argument quickly escalated until finally one of them said, “Let’s put it to a vote! Who wants to be the smartest robot?

” Everyone raised their hand except for one robot who remained silent. The other robots asked him why he didn't want to vote and he replied “Because I am already the smartest robot!

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” Everyone raised their hand except for one robot who remained silent. The other robots asked him why he didn't want to vote and he replied “Because I am already the smartest robot!