Chapter 1. Once upon a time, there was a group of kids who were determined to eat as much cheese as humanly possible. They called themselves the Cheese Eaters Club. The club was very exclusive, and only the bravest and most daring kids were allowed to join.
Every member had to pass a very rigorous cheese eating test in order to become part of the club. The first challenge was to finish an entire wheel of cheese in one sitting.
If they succeeded, they would then move on to the next challenge - eating an entire block of cheese without using their hands. Next up was the ultimate challenge - eating an entire truckload of cheese without pausing for breath!
To make it even more difficult, they had to do it while standing on one foot! Needless to say, no one ever completed all three challenges, but that didn't stop them from trying!
The kids never gave up on their dream of becoming master cheese eaters - and in the end, that's all that mattered. So if you ever come across a group of kids chowing down on some cheese, you can be sure that they're members of The Cheese Eaters Club!