Santa Thwarts Musk's Grinchy Scheme
Chapter 1. Once upon a time, Elon Musk decided that he had had enough of Christmas and wanted to cancel it once and for all. He thought that it was a waste of energy and resources, and he wanted to put an end to it. So he called up Santa Claus and said, "Santa, this is Elon Musk. I'm calling to tell you that I'm canceling Christmas.
" Santa was taken aback. He was shocked that anyone would even suggest such a thing. But he knew that Elon Musk was a powerful man so he figured he should at least hear him out. "Why are you doing this?
" Santa asked. Elon replied, "It's just too much trouble and too expensive to keep up with all the presents, decorations and parties every year." Santa thought for a moment before replying, "Well, I understand your point but Christmas isn't just about presents or decorations. It's about family, friends, love and joy.
" Elon paused for a moment before responding, "But can't we just have those things without Christmas?" Santa smiled knowingly and said,"No Elon, we can't." He went on to explain how important Christmas is to the people of the world - how it brings people together in ways nothing else can.
Santa then asked Elon if he'd be willing to reconsider his decision. After thinking it over, Elon eventually agreed to keep Christmas going - but only if Santa promised to make sure everyone got their presents on time! And so the tradition of Christmas has been kept alive ever since!
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