Biden Bows to Russia: The Surrender of Ukraine

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Chapter 1. Joe Biden had been elected president of the United States on a promise to make Ukraine great again. But now, just one week after taking office, he was in a tight spot.

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Joe Biden had been elected president of the United States on a promise to make Ukraine great again. But now, just one week after taking office, he was in a tight spot.

The Ukraine War had been raging for years, and it was clear that the Ukrainian army was losing ground. In a desperate move, Biden decided to take matters into his own hands.

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The Ukraine War had been raging for years, and it was clear that the Ukrainian army was losing ground. In a desperate move, Biden decided to take matters into his own hands.

He authorized US forces to enter the conflict and declared that he would personally lead them into battle. The US forces moved quickly and decisively, pushing back Russian forces and reclaiming huge swaths of Ukrainian territory.

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He authorized US forces to enter the conflict and declared that he would personally lead them into battle. The US forces moved quickly and decisively, pushing back Russian forces and reclaiming huge swaths of Ukrainian territory.

But then something unexpected happened: Russia counterattacked with overwhelming force. The US was outgunned and outmaneuvered, and soon it became clear that Biden had no choice but to surrender.

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But then something unexpected happened: Russia counterattacked with overwhelming force. The US was outgunned and outmaneuvered, and soon it became clear that Biden had no choice but to surrender.

And so it was that Joe Biden bowed down before the might of Russia and conceded defeat in the Ukraine War. In one fell swoop, he had undone all his campaign promises and thrown away his chance at making Ukraine great again.

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And so it was that Joe Biden bowed down before the might of Russia and conceded defeat in the Ukraine War. In one fell swoop, he had undone all his campaign promises and thrown away his chance at making Ukraine great again.