Monster Jammed in the Loo!
Chapter 1. A monster was stuck in the bathroom and couldn't get out. He called a doctor for help.
The doctor said, "I can't come to you right now, but I can tell you what to do. First, take a deep breath, then try to relax. Next, grab onto the sides of the toilet and lift yourself up as high as you can." The monster tried it, but he still couldn't get out. He called the doctor back and said, "It didn't work!" The doctor said, "Okay, then try this. Take a deep breath, relax your body and push with your legs as hard as you can." The monster did as he was told and finally managed to pop out of the bathroom!
As he thanked the doctor profusely for his advice, he asked him how much he owed him for his help.
The doctor replied with a smile, “Monsters don’t pay - they just scare!
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The END
